Here's a sucker's bet as I write this on Monday afternoon: Donald Trump will have a Tweetstorm during Sen. Elizabeth Warren's speech on Monday night? How did I do?

First Draft remembers the wisdom of Earl Long.

The Rectification of Names feels the Burn.

Southern Beale sees Moscow on the Potomac and wonder why no one is concerned.

Bonus Track: Big Bad Bald Bastard wants handsome old Joe Biden to be VP for Life!

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