What's BREAKING NEWS today? On CNN, it's all Trump, all the time. No matter how trivial.

BROOKE BALDWIN: Uh....Here we go. I spot a chopper. So this is, listen, We're doing exactly what the Trump camp wants us to do, all eyes on Trump. We went from an airplane, now to this chopper, which is landing, so, so just get to, if you're just joining us...

Thanks to Buzz Feed's David Mack for this video:

that time CNN accidentally let slip their non-stop Trump coverage is
exactly what his camp wants them to do pic.twitter.com/Pdc8rHR1Lj

— David Mack (@davidmackau) July 20, 2016

The helicopter coverage continued to its conclusion, with the climax culminating in the enthralling greeting by Trump towards Mr. and Mrs. Pence. Karen Pence, in case you've forgotten how riveting she can be, is the promoter of THE must-have accessory: The Towel Charm. NOT A JOKE.

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