How would you caption this image? My 17 year old son came up with the tasteless, yet definitive, (and possibly too soon?) caption:

"Just shoot me now."

Other offerings, via Twitter

@unsaltedsinner: #KatrinaPiersonHistory.

@donniemountjoy: What did he mean when he said "Jackie O was maybe a 6..."?

@DrBelasen: I thought you said Area 51 was a hoax.

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