I want to you watch this YouTube about a little diner in Liverpool, New York, that is filled with some genuine rightwing gun lovin’ Obama-hatin’, anti-human kindness empty calories.

Michael Tassone is what you would call the typical American conservative: he lives in fear and hates everything. His diner’s menu is full of clever plate names like “The Obama Plate,” consisting eggs and toast for $3.69 with a tax of $27. Yes, very clever. He also features the “Anti-Michelle Obama Don’t Tell Me What To Eat Or Feed My Kids Burger.” Lots of effort went into making this diner the perfect place for idiots to eat.

Well, as you probably guess, that picture of Tassone look an awful lot like a mug shot because that’s what it is.

You’re gonna love the hell out of this.

The owner of a diner whose menu includes a “Dictator Obama” egg special that comes with a grossly inflated tax has admitted he defrauded the government of more than $23,000 in welfare benefits.Tassone paid $23,354 in restitution to the Onondaga County Department of Social Services as part of the disposition of the five-year-old case, Senior Assistant District Attorney Michael Kasmarek said.

I am certain that Obama made him do it.

It was Medicaid fraud.