I have to warn you...

Keith Olbermann reads the transcript of Trump's Access Hollywood bus tape without bleeping the eff word and the p word, etc.

It's not safe for work.

And Keith's advice on how to keep track of Trump during 90 minutes of debate time is really valuable.

Shorter Olbermann: Trump won't say one complete sentence tonight, and he'll be projecting the entire time.

And we'll be holding a watch party here starting at 4:50 Pacific Time. Join us!