Stephen Colbert is experiencing the same shock and horror over the election results as the rest of sane humanity. He grabs one of the best comedic minds out there, Patton Oswalt, to create a parody ad that really hits the spot.

You're probably feeling some uncontrollable rage. Well, now you can swallow the bitter results with "Choke It Down." Choke It Down's patented fiber-bundled technology absorbs your screams of anguish and locks them away so you can live a normal life...

Watch him lose it after that, as we all have done. It's comforting at least to know you're not alone in your grief.