Nevermind.

In case you've ever wondered what it feels like to be scammed, this is it.

"Drain The Swamp" pic.twitter.com/q9upX4KfAb

— Parker (@Parker9_) December 21, 2016

It's all just a scripted reality show at Celebrity Apprentice - White House Edition.

And isn't it nice that Newton Leroy Gingrich, the

—Advocate of civilization

—Definer of civilization

—Teacher of the rules of civilization

—Arouser of those who form civilization

—Organizer of the pro-civilization activists

—Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces.

Now holds the cabinet position of Secretary of Trump Gets Away With Stuff Because We Say So.

Is there a countdown clock to January 20, 2021 yet?

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