Any ladies wanna win a date with Representative Justin Humphrey? He's the Oklahoma lawmaker who said out loud where actual people could hear that pregnant women are "hosts" for the fetus and need a man's permission (namely the father but obviously Justin Humphrey wants his say, too) before terminating a pregnancy.

Like many states, Oklahoma is facing a massive budget crisis. But apparently they have money to pay Mister Hey-Ladies Humphrey to pass bills that his state's Attorney General will then get paid by the Oklahoma taxpayers to watch get struck down in court.

Congratulations Oklahoma you're a bunch of chumps.