Open Thread: Valentine's Day? You're Doing It Wrong!
Do not, repeat, NOT, get your Valentine's Dinner or your "Adult Toys" at Burger King.
No no no no no no no no no!
This is a real thing in the world. "Adult" meals with an adult "toy" at Burger King after 6.
And who thought it would be a great idea to include a scalp massager? Fire that person.
I blame 50 Shades of Terrible Movie. And Trump, because it's on his watch.
Open thread below...