Tell Me a Story: Donna's just back in the US after a vacation in Germany, and got hit with all teh crayzee at once.

Just an Earth-Bound Misfit, I: Trumpism is a dream come true for jihadist propagandists.

Zachary Shahan: Modernity is un-American. Let's get rid of it.

Murrmurrs: When Trump promised to drain the swamp, we just didn't take him literally enough. Oooh, salamanders!

Blog round-up by Infidel753. Tips to mbru [at] crooksandliars [dot] com.