Rule number one in small claims court? Don't sue if you're the one being an a-hole.

Gas2: Tweeting ain't governing, and auto dealers are lobbying against Trump's border tax

The Uncultured Lesbian: Hey, nice to see some positive graffiti.

And a quick Twitter recommendation: Follow @shadowingTrump. You'll be glad you did.

Round up by Frances Langum / Blue Gal of The Professional Left Podcast. You don't need iTunes or a special player to listen, just click here.