Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Strikes Again!

Jared Kushner, AKA Trump’s Fratsputin, (who may or may not be a woman while in NYC), did not disclose to the Senate Intelligence Committee that he was using a private e-mail account to do government bidness, despite being asked if he had any other e-mail accounts. Oopsie!

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

The humorously named Senate Intelligence Committee was not amused and they “advised” Fratsputin to turn over any messages from that account.

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

If any Russia-related messages exist (oh, you know like setting up a back channel to the Kremlin, but we’re only guessing), Fratsputin could try to delete it, but his email provider has a copy of every single e-mail he sent or received. If the provider found a deleted copy…

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

If any email has anything at all to do with Little-Kremlin-On-The-Potomac, Fratsputin might be guilty of a crime when he “forgot” to tell Congress about the account.

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

crossposted from Mock Paper Scissors