If I were King of the Forest, I would ban guns. Sadly I am not King of the Forest, but I do have a suggestion if only our failed Media would take it. Today we look at gun violence and how it is being normalized.

ROAR learns that the new duck-and-cover is called a lock-out drill. Her 5-year old tells her about it.

I'm hoping that this piece by The Daily Banter is satire, but I am not absolutely certain anymore.

Addicting Info tells us about the victim being charged with the crime.

Bonus Track: David E's Fablog thinks that the Trumps are an '80s re-run. He might be right!

Round-up by Tengrain who blogs at Mock, Paper, Scissors. You can follow Tengrain on the Twitters, too. Send tips, requests, and suggestions to mbru@crooksandliars.com (with For MBRU in the subject line).