Let's get one thing out of the way immediately: today in Washington is about one thing and one thing only, directed at an audience of two:

Today is about getting Charles and David Koch to re-open their change purse for the Republican Party.

That's why the so-called president declared Obamacare "over."

That's why Mitch McConnell reminded everyone in the Rose Garden about the judicial appointments, including Neil Gorsuch (theft).

But keeping Donald Trump on script is a hard thing to do, isn't it Mitch? Mitch?