As you might imagine, Trump is being mocked mercilessly on Twitter this morning for the blatant lie that he weighs 239 pounds. (If you read Fire and Fury, you know that Trump says he's taller than he is to pretend he's not in the obese range.)

Hey, we all struggle with our weight! But f he'd ever shown one ounce of humanity toward anyone else, I wouldn't be enjoying this so much: