Mexico ain’t gonna pay for the damn wall.

This ain’t difficult. They are not paying. Trump had a 50 minute phone conversation with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto last week.

Peña Nieto was planning a trip to the US but has cancelled it because Trump might steal his wallet and build the wall. Then Peña Nieto couldn’t get back home. Because there’s a damn wall.

Here’s Trump’s reasoning.

One Mexican official said Trump “lost his temper.” But U.S. officials described him instead as being frustrated and exasperated, saying Trump believed it was unreasonable for Peña Nieto to expect him to back off his crowd-pleasing campaign promise of forcing Mexico to pay for the wall.

Holy damn cow. What a narcissist! Yeah, it’s Peña Nieto’s job to keep Trump’s insane campaign promises. You know, especially one that’s insulting to his country and they can’t afford any more than we can.

But I tell you what, I’d pay good money to watch Trump try to debate former Mexican President Vicente Fox.

He don’t take no crap off no bullies.

PS – Please feel free to correct my Spanish in the headline.

Crossposted at juanitajean.com