Hmmm....

Great news:

Commander in chief:

Shhh, don't tell him!

Gotta love it:

Absolutely true. More cops or teachers with guns inevitably leads to dead black students:

Here, kitty:

Go, girl:

Yes, qwhite obvious:

Limerick of the day:

Bring back the Fairness Doctrine!

Trump continues to prove he's a coward:

Sure he will:

You don't say!

Way to go, Apple!

Oh, Roger. No one believes anything you say: