Oh, Mercedes - I can call you Mercedes, can't I? Thanks, Darling, your appearance on Fox was adorable...I do hope you're able to manage getting your five daughters enrolled in summer camp!!! You can scrape the money together, right? Should I set up a GoFundMe for you, or are you doing okay?

Your husband seemed so outraged about the media "elites" that you huffed out of the White House Correspondents Dinner after having to witness the painful degradation of your sister-in-status-and-poverty Sarah Sanders. You two are SO PRINCIPLED!

Yeah. Except not so mad as to not go to the "elite" NBC/MSNBC afterparty.

And let's be real. You're not really offended by "elites" as you are by liberals, right?

While you whined on Fox and Friends about Michelle Wolf's performance being "disrespectful, shameful, and disgusting," you praised Ivanka, Kellyanne, and Sarah for working day in and day out to advance the "president's" policies. I'm sorry, but aren't the "president's" policies, his speech, and the way he conducts himself the things that are truly disrespectful, shameful and disgusting? I have no problem with a comedian going after women who work to carry them out.

Meanwhile, your completely NOT ELITE husband called Bakari Sellers "boy" on the CNN Tonight break. Nope. Not elite at all. Or racist.