Prznint Horndog has agreed to give up his right to pursue millions of dollars in damages against porn star Stormy Daniels for breaking the allegedly water-tight NDA when she went public with Anderson Cooper. What is so funny is for expediency’s sake, HE is now claiming that the NDA was never signed and therefor invalid (which is what SHE claimed originally) and HE wants the hush money back!

Cheapest. Billionaire. Ever.

Daniels sued Prznint Stupid for defamation after the stable genius called her a liar, claiming the shtupping never happened, and now he says (in effect) that Daniels has been telling the truth.

[Ed. – Brace yourselves for a shock, gentle readers!]

Which also means that he has been lying about eff’ing a pornstar without protection while his wife recovers from birthing their son. I can hardly wait to hear the Evangelicals explain this one away.

My guess is that what Comrade Stupid is really trying to do is avoid being under oath and questioned by Michael Avenatti, because imagine what he might be asked and compelled to answer.

crossposted from Mock Paper Scissors