Maybe at some point, Washington will change their mascot. We hope so.

How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and talk about how good the old one was.

How many Washington Redskins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they are used to sitting in the Dallas Cowboys' shadow.

There's a million of those on the interwebs.

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