UPDATE: Here's Mike Pence, doing a live commercial for Trump's place:

You know, there was an actual important reason for VP Mike Pence's trip to Ireland -- namely, for the U.S. to support the interests of Ireland in any Brexit outcome. Border disputes were an important trigger for The Troubles. But of course, everything Trump touches dies, and this was the big story that came out of the trip instead:

Never a dull moment in the Time of Trump!