You can tell how unhinged he is by counting the number of "sirs" in his soliloquy:

I thought this was kind of sad, because the closest he comes to real intimacy with a woman is when he's parodying it in someone else:

Oh yeah, there's that "never before seen in the history of our country" line:

What a week. Here's some extra-strength cute to get you through the day:

Have a great weekend!