Lance Mannion: A sandstorm of falsehoods.

Progressive Secular Humanist: Fox News guest says free food for kids is communism.

Reading the Pictures: Chatting the pictures, impeachment special.

Parker Molloy: A list of things House Democrats could do to make impeachment hearings sufficiently exciting for the Beltway press.

McSweeney's: Elizabeth Warren is an existential threat to our democracy, by Lex Luthor.

Finally, a poem: "Can we agree Kevlar / backpacks shouldn’t be needed / for children walking to school?"

This installment by Batocchio. E-mail tips to mbru AT crooksandliars DOT com.