How is everyone coping with sheltering-in-place, Crooks and Liars? The Winnetka Bowling league just dropped a new song and video that they made with all band members working remotely. I also saw this morning that something called Zoom Bachelorette is now a thing. It's a brave new world.

Infidel753 tells us we have a choice to make.

The Rude Pundit recaps Prznint Stupid's interview with ABC News.

What Would Jack Do tells us about the raging stupids.

Empire of the Senseless presents an elegiac look at life during wartime.

Bonus Track: Fritinancy gives us our word of the day: backronym, and usage example involves Ayatollah Ted Cruz.

Round-up by Tengrain who blogs at Mock, Paper, Scissors. You can follow Tengrain on the Twitters, too. Send tips, requests, and suggestions to mbru@crooksandliars.com (with For MBRU in the subject line).