Greetings fellow Crooks and Liars! Our disaster party morning round-up comes to us special delivery as the USPS is being disassembled before our eyes. Here's a recent USPS collection box map so you can find the friendly blue mail boxes nearest you; mine is literally pad-locked.

Viral Ranting presents The Oligarch Agenda

40 Years in The Desert notes that Prznint Stupid is saying the quiet parts out loud.

The Psy of Life is pleading with us to call our representatives and gives us our instructions!

Bonus Track: Massive Enormity writes a poem.

Round-up by Tengrain who blogs at Mock, Paper, Scissors. You can follow Tengrain on the Twitters, too. Send tips, requests, and suggestions to mbru@crooksandliars.com (with For MBRU in the subject line).