Or so says comedian Brent Terhune in this uncomfortably literal MAGA parody. You can imagine them saying these exact words:

"I didn’t read the NYT article and I didn’t do any research but I got opinions cuz all this is Fake News... you want to convince me? Make it a poorly photoshopped meme, otherwise get that shit out of my face...”

The internet responded:

ABC: His taxes
CNN: His taxes
Animal Planet: His taxes
Cartoon Network: His taxes
FOX News: Hearty fall soup recipes
Hearty Fall Soup Channel: His taxes

— Anonymous (@six_of_12) September 28, 2020

“I didn’t read the NYT article and I didn’t do any research but I got opinions cuz all this is Fake News... you want to convince me? Make it a poorly photoshopped meme, otherwise get that shit out of my face...” ????

— Marty resists! #BlackLivesMatter (@CoffeeMart) September 28, 2020

You know I appreciate your commitment to this bit but I am appalled that you actually bought that poster.

— adequate vibes only (@nylekinc) September 28, 2020

The Oval Office, tomorrow morning pic.twitter.com/2DpVTYMzpy

— Jelle Simons (@jelle_simons) September 28, 2020