Friday News Dump: Chris Christie Suddenly Discovers Masks, And Other News
It's only real when it happens to a conservative!
Following the usual conservative pattern of "it's not real unless it happens to me," Chris Christie admits he was wrong not to wear a mask:
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This execution of an antifa activist is getting lost in the chaos, but let's pick it up after the election. Maybe we can impeach him again.
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DEPT. OF VERY CAUTIOUS OPTIMISM
GUYS: We are almost there! Praise the Lord -- and pass the ammunition! Wear your masks, wash your hands, and if you can, spare some time this weekend to volunteer for some remote phone banking.