You'll never guess what happened last night! Joe Biden was declared the winner in Arizona again and received their 11 electoral votes (just like he did last week when Fox News declared him the winner, but whatever).

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DEPT. OF 'I WAS SO HAPPY LAST WEEK, WHAT HAPPENED?'

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There, there!

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Finally, this one's for the outgoing tenant of the Oval Office: