Ben Shapiro Shows His Wood To The World
I mean, if this is how Shapiro chooses to "protest," who are we to judge?
People.
Honestly, every once in a while Ben Shapiro is just a gift. Mostly he's that twat who argued with his AP Chem teacher that he deserved a 100% instead of a 98% on the test. But today...today, friends, he is a gift.
how is this not satire? pic.twitter.com/iUBmPoWl6J
— Piper Ramsey-Sumner (@cbfplr) April 22, 2021
What's this all about, you ask?
the context doesn’t help pic.twitter.com/g7bUt1Lvwe
— Piper Ramsey-Sumner (@cbfplr) April 22, 2021
There. All better?
No. No, it makes exactly zero sense at all, and he thinks he is owning the libs by spending $3 on a pre-cut board at a store whose owner loves TraitorTrump.
Maybe, MAYBE if he'd come out of there wheeling $20,000 in appliances or riding mowers, it would have helped his point more. But Ben Shapiro, whose net worth is upwards of $25 million, spending approximately three bucks at Home Depot on a BOARD that he'll probably have someone cut in half so he can stack them and use as a booster seat isn't exactly what one would call activism.
The real gift, of course, was the reaction from the Twitterverse.
“Honey, I will be down in my workshop doing lumber things.”
“You don’t have a workshop. And that’s just a shelf.”— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) April 22, 2021
“Yes. Hello. I would like one wood please.”
— Keith Ashline (@KeithAshline) April 22, 2021
I've bought a lot of wood in my day. I have never had a cashier at any hardware store or lumber yard put a board in a bag. Ever.
— Beau of The Fifth Column (@BeauTFC) April 22, 2021
Ben’s wife will be so happy to see actual wood.
— Rebekah Sanderlin (@rsanderlin) April 22, 2021
Shapiro: I represent blue collar conservative America
Also Shapiro: I'll take one slice of wood, please!
Also, Also Shapiro: Wait, you're going to bag that for me, right?— JamesLacey (@jameslacey) April 22, 2021
You've heard of elf on a shelf? pic.twitter.com/oQxsQG9e4s
— The Møøse that Røared 🦌 (@themoosespeaks) April 22, 2021
Ben Shapiro spent $2.50 at Home Depot to accidentally own himself instead of the libs. https://t.co/9yE5tLy63S
— Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) April 22, 2021
With that magnificent piece of wood he could make a lifesize silhouette of himself
— I’m Exhausted (@gregbeau44) April 22, 2021
I know what he can do with it pic.twitter.com/d7vKdSHpnB
— BoloTitan: Fully Vaccinated! 🏳️🌈 (@bolotitan) April 22, 2021
Everyone knows he's gonna cut that in half lengthwise, put a nail in, and burn it in someone's yard.
— Susan Haines (@sushai5) April 22, 2021