Nothing says America like another massive oil spill and people washing oil off birds, amirite?

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DEPT. OF 'WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT'

That wraps things up for this week. Stay paranoid, stay masked inside -- the delta aerosol lingers even when the person who spread it isn't in the room anymore!

And here's Daryl Hall and Todd Rundgren, making fabulous music together: