This Is An Ootrage!
Stephen Colbert has been spooned in the back by Ben & Jerry's and Canada.
Stephen Colbert has been betrayed! America has been betrayed! I would not be surprised if this is what leads to a war between the United States and Canada. Imagine having your ice cream being made by the same company but being sold under a different name. Colbert is right! This is an ootrage!
Of course, I would expect that a war with Canada would consist of splitting some Canadian bacon, drinking some beer and a lot of apologizing.
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