Above, Big Mama Thornton performs Hound Dog. To paraphrase the Republicans, not all of our candidates got their mistresses an abortion. Some of 'em killed puppies.

Constant Commoner reminds us that the election of our lives is only a month away.

Zandar Versus The Stupid doesn't think that the Senate race between Sen. Raphael Warnock and former NFL running back Herschel Walker is gonna be close for much longer.

Speaking of Herschel Walker, Juanita Jean wants to know who didn't know that Walker had a lot of skeletons lying about?

One Foot Tsunami has the latest (as I write this) Musk-Twitter nonsense.

Bonus Track: Open Culture proves to us that before there was the internet, cats ruled the medieval media, too.

Round-up by Tengrain who blogs at Mock, Paper, Scissors. You can follow Tengrain on the Twitters, too. Send tips, requests, and suggestions to mbru@crooksandliars.com (with For MBRU in the subject line).