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Stop The Stupid: Ali Alexander Claimed He Would 'Will' Kari Lake To Victory

Sure, dude, this absolutely makes sense. If you're on acid.

By Conover Kennard
11/15/22 04:11 am

Ali Alexander, the leader of the "Stop the Steal" group that stormed the Capitol after former President Trump whipped his mob of supporters into a frenzy, explains that GOP Arizona candidate for Governor Kari Lake can win the election (she cannot win the election) by him just using his will.

OK, so I have questions. Is this like when he takes a dump and has to concentrate or focus really hard, or what? Are candles involved? How about chanting? I would think you would need chanting for this kind of thing:
'Kari Lake is now the Governor of Arizona. Ooga booga booga.' And then she just pops into the Governor's mansion. He also explains that he can time travel. I, too, thought that I could time travel when I dropped acid way back in the day, but this guy is on a 24/7 trip.

Watch:

Back to reality.

The Washington Post reports:

Kari Lake, staring down a likely loss in the Arizona governor's race, is being advised by GOP operatives and some of her closest aides to take a measured approach should she come up short in the vote tally and not "storm the castle," as one person present for the discussions described the sentiments.

Lawyers, political operatives and other people around the Republican nominee worked over the weekend from a "war room" inside a Scottsdale resort to prepare her for what they expect to be a stinging loss to Democrat Katie Hobbs, according to people familiar with the discussions, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to share private details.

She might end up on a psych ward when all of this is over:

I apologize for making you visualize Ali Alexander on the toilet. That was wrong of me. I do wrong things sometimes.
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