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Confused Old Man Still Claims He Won Election He Lost

He lost the election 780 days ago. He just can't stop himself from typing TRUMP WON! on his phone.

If you read the Jan. 6 transcripts of closed-door testimony to the House committee, you'll wonder why many folks in Trump's orbit aren't behind bars, including the former President. The one-term President and his allies had a direct hand in the Nevada Republican Party's scheme to send a fake electoral certificate to Congress in 2020 in a last-ditch attempt for Trump to cling to power with his tiny fascist hands.

Tax cheat Donald Trump took to Truth Social this morning to air his grievances about being wronged. Trump tried to steal the election, but he's lashing out again with conspiracy theories in a message that escalated to an all-caps screamy shouty rant.

"The FBI used Twitter and Facebook to bludgeon the 2020 Election to Biden," the loser of the 2020 election insisted. "Nothing Negative could be said about him, especially as it related to Hunter's Laptop From Hell, and ONLY Negative could be said about me. They were illegally after "Trump" at a level of ferocity, hate and yes, desperation, that has never been seen in our Country before. Other Media companies were involved also. The change in the Election was Complete & Total, with Millions of votes switched, at least 17%. TRUMP WON, BIG!"

Then, he went into full caps while raging against the world.

"SO, WE CAUGHT THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES, THROUGH THE USE OF THE FBI & OTHER AGENCIES, CONCLUSIVELY & IRREFUTABLY CHEATING ON THE 2020 Presidential Election, AND COMPLETELY & ILLEGALLY CHANGING ITS RESULT," he screamed into the void. "THIS WAS ONLY ONE OF MANY FORMS OF CHEATING, BUT FRANKLY, IT WAS A BEAUT! THE FBI HAS NO EXCUSE, THEY WERE CAUGHT COLD, BUT THIS MUST NOT BECOME A COLD CASE. NOW WHAT? HONEST & BRAVE PROSECUTORS & JUDGES MUST STEP UP & CLEAN OUT THIS CANCER WHICH IS DESTROYING OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY!"

"The Government of the United States changed our Election Result, and it just doesn't get any worse than that," he added. "Just look at the damage that's been done to our Country, and the World, in the last two years — It's incalculable. TRUMP WON!!!"

If I wanted to be yelled at first thing in the morning, I'd still be married; thankyouverymuch. We'll take the high road on this one. Merry Christmas, Donald, you stupid fuck.

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