Have you made your summer vacation plans yet? Because today's conservative cruiser has a big choice to make.

But at least you don't have to choose to be vaxxed, amirite?

So, with exposure to Covid 19 guaranteed, do you take the Media Research Center's cruise, June 22 to July 1, featuring Brent Bozell, Rick Santorum, and Jason Chaffetz, along with Cal Thomas and Joe Concha?

This nine-day cruise in Italy and Croatia will be a trip you'll never forget. We've already recruited some of the best conservative thinkers in the country to come spend time with you and share their thoughts on a variety of important topics.

You'll get a chance to talk with all of them – as well as with other patriotic Americans from across the country – at a series of presentations and panel discussions reserved exclusively for MRC guests. You'll also be able to socialize informally during shipboard activities, at dinner each night, and at MRC-only receptions.

This is going to be a trip you'll remember for years to come.

I hope you can join us!

L. Brent Bozell

OR, do you take the Mark Steyn cruise, July 7-14, featuring Michelle Bachmann?

Join Mark and other special guests to be announced for a 7-day Adriatic cruise full of relaxation, revelry and review. You'll enjoy thoughtful discussions on the state of western civilization, analysis of political and cultural trends from the United States to the far reaches of the Commonwealth, and live editions of the features you've come to know and love from SteynOnline like Steyn's Song of the Week and Steyn's Sunday Poem.

You'll not only have opportunities to hear from our guest speakers on stage, but also mingle with them and your fellow Mark Steyn Club cruisers. The week features exclusive shows, receptions, dinners, and informal get-togethers.

The cruise will sell out once again, so act quickly!

Of course, since they don't overlap, you could take BOTH?

Bill Kristol used to be on these conservative cruises all the time but I guess his ship has sailed, pun!

As my husband Driftglass pointed out to me in our house, which could be paid off with the amount of money spent on DRINKS at these cruises**, the deal breaker for the Bozell cruise is if MISTER Bachmann is on the Steyn boat. Ahoy there, sailor!

**The Bozell cruise comes with a free drinks package. For us, it would have to.