The orange tinted, wannabe authoritarian, tiny handed retiree from Florida is ranting and raving at CPAC again. Grandpa crazypants just claimed that George Soros is paying prosecutors - funding them directly - to investigate him. Yes, Donnie, George Soros pays the salaries of the DOJ. Just to investigate YOU. It is all about you.

Good news: He was talking to a group smaller than the line at your local Starbucks on a weekday morning.

Twitter laughed:

Trump ranting into a nearly empty room filled with die hard whackjobs seems fitting.