Donald Trump responded on Truth Social following the news that the former President was told that he could appear before a Manhattan grand jury next week if he wishes to testify, pointing to a strong possibility of a forthcoming indictment. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is somewhere, kicking back, enjoying a nice glass of Chardonnay while not being indicted.

"I did absolutely nothing wrong, I never had an affair with Stormy Daniels, nor would I have wanted to have an affair with Stormy Daniels," Trump insisted. "This is a political Witch-Hunt, trying to take down the leading candidate, by far, in the Republican Party while at the same time also leading all Democrats in the polls, including Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Congress and numerous Democrat District Attorneys, Attorneys General, and the Department of Injustice itself, which has unprecedentedly placed top DOJ prosecutors into the Manhattan District Attorney's office in order to "get Trump", have found that I did nothing wrong."

"Now, they fall back on the old, and rebuked case which has been rejected by every prosecutor's office that has looked at this Stormy "Horseface" Daniels matter, where I relied on counsel in order to resolve this Extortion of me, which took place a long time ago," he continued while possibly ketchupping the walls of Mar-a-Lago. "Since then, I have won lawsuits for hundreds of thousands of dollars against Stormy Daniels, and every prosecutors' office which has looked at it, which are numerous, including the FEC, have turned this fake case down," he continued.

"This is not a state case, it is a federal case, and they have all passed on it," he droned on. "Even the previous Manhattan DA, Cyrus Vance, did not bring charges because I am guilty of nothing except for the fact that I am beating all Republicans and Democrats badly in the Presidential race."

"It is Russia, Russia, Russia, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, the no-collusion Mueller hoax, and other targeted, false attacks against me all over again," he breathlessly wrote. "It is a weaponization of our judicial system, and I am shocked that this Soros backed radical left prosecutor, who has allowed violent crime to reach new heights in New York without any retribution, would consider bringing such a charge against the undisputed front runner of one of the two major political parties in our Nation."

But wait, there's more. Sigh.

"Additionally, the statute of limitations has long since ended and, in fact, Radical Left media, one and a half years ago, did a "countdown" on the statute of limitations, which was allowed to expire," he continued. "The countdown ended and until now nobody had any idea that it was allowed to continue in this one lowball office. It is appalling that the Democrats would play this card and only means that they are certain that they cannot win at the voter booth, so they have to go to a tool that has never been used in such a way in our country, weaponized law enforcement."

"I, and hundreds of millions of the American People who are backing me, because they want to see our nation be great again, are the victims of this corrupt, depraved, and weaponized justice system where Hunter Biden and his father can commit horrendous crimes, all accurately documented on his laptop, and nothing happens, but with me, after looking at 11 million pages worth of documents, they go after a hoax that every other prosecutor's office which reviewed it, and even the U.S. Congress, has long ago dropped," the former President added. "I will not be deterred, I will always continue to be your voice, and I will keep fighting for our great Country."

That's nice, but I want to take a minute to say that Bloaty McBatshit didn't have an "affair" with Stormy Daniels. No one thought that. It was (allegedly!) a quick sexual encounter where she spanked his fat ass with a magazine where he was featured on the cover, then the most unf*ckable guy in the world received a blowjob. She was paid off to keep quiet about the encounter. This -- allegedly -- happened just after Trump's wife, Melania, gave birth to their son.

Update: At around 1:30 in the morning, Mr. Gloom & Doom posted this video: