Fox News and Tucker Carlson have agreed to part ways. In other words, the network canned Tucker's White Power Hour. Sad, I know. I'm joking. I haven't been this happy since well, it's been a while. We won't go into specifics. I'm old. Let's not talk about that.

So, the Rubes are boycotting Fox News, which will probably last a week. After all, where will they get their daily fix of fear, propaganda, and anger? But someone wasn't reading the room. Rep. Jim Jordan tweeted that he would appear on Fox News this evening. That did not go down well. You aren't allowed to have independent thoughts if you're a Trump supporter.

They (Did I just pronoun Trump supporters? Good) didn't like that very much.

Jordan will be more afraid of the wrath of Trump supporters than he was about the serial sexual assault of students at Ohio State University, where he worked as an assistant wrestling coach.