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Ultra Woke-Free Beer Is Not A Parody

The beer ad that sounds like a spoof but it isn't.

Seth Weathers is an ultra super MAGA right wing nut job and a GOP consultant/operative/opportunist. True to his nature, he's decided to take advantage of the faux outrage over Bud Light brouhaha (or would it be brew ha ha?). So he's started marketing something he calls Ultra Right Beer. It's selling point is that it is 100% woke free. Weird thing is I don't recall any beers listing woke as an ingredient. Where does one buy some woke anyway?

In his ad for his beer is full of macho fantasy that you see with surprising frequency with right wing advertising. He mocks the makers of Bud Light while proving his super macho athleticism by catching a baseball, throwing a baseball and hitting a can of Bud Light off a tee. You can't make this stuff up. Yeah, I won't comment on his throwing style.

If you go to the website, it doesn't tell you a helluva lot. It has an alcohol level of only 4%, meaning it's closer to piss water than it is to beer. I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually Bud Light that was bought on the discount rack and repackaged.

And you can have this macho, MAGA near beer for only $20 for a six-pack. That'll really own the libs!

But what it does do is prove the right wing chant of "Go woke, go broke" to be just another example of projectionism. Sadly, there will be more than enough of these unwoke fools willing to spend their money on this crap and then pretend it actually tastes good because they can't admit they were bamboozled. Even worse, they will have spent all that money and not even have a lousy t-shirt to show for it.

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