Cocaine was found in the White House on the ground floor, close to where visitors taking tours of the West Wing are directed to leave their cellphones. So, everyone wants to know where it came from, but the problem is that anyone could have left it there.

However, former President Donald Trump, a crack detective, just accused Joe Biden, his son Hunter, and special prosecutor Jack Smith of being cocaine users.

"Does anybody really believe that the COCAINE found in the West Wing of the White House, very close to the Oval Office, is for the use of anyone other than Hunter & Joe Biden," Trump insisted on his Truth Social platform. "But watch, the Fake News Media will soon start saying that the amount found was "very small," & it wasn't really COCAINE, but rather common ground up Aspirin, & the story will vanish. Has Deranged Jack Smith, the crazy, Trump hating Special Prosecutor, been seen in the area of the COCAINE? He looks like a crackhead to me!"

Then, the twice-indicted former President brought up classified documents that he keeps alleging that the President has.

"Whatever happened to the 1,850 BOXES of Documents that Biden won't show to anybody?" the one-term President asked. "What about the Docs found in Chinatown, D.C., and those in his unsecured garage, where Hunter stayed as China was sending Biden millions and millions of dollars for doing absolutely "nothing?" Maybe the nothing was "for doing plenty!"

As usual, he's regurgitating fake news. The National Archives and Records Administration confirmed that the 1,850 boxes are actually Biden's Senate papers, which are kept at the University of Delaware.

He's not done yet.

"Where are the White House SECURITY TAPES, like the ones I openly and happily gave to Deranged Jack Smith, which will quickly show where the Cocaine in the White House came from???" he said. "They already know the answer, but probably don't like it!"

I'm sure the Secret Service is looking through any security footage, Lieutenant Columbo. Can you even imagine Joe Biden doing lines of coke?

Go back to selling your Digital Donnie cards, you twice-impeached clown.