Vivek Ramaswamy practiced his closing a lot!

A well-chilled Jell-O mold made of Republican red meat. Throw it all at the wall in rapid pew-pew-pew and see what sticks!

Vivek Ramaswamy: I was born in 1985, and I grew up into a generation where we were taught to celebrate our diversity and our differences so much that we forgot all of the ways that we are really just the same as Americans, bound together by a common set of ideals that set this nation into motion in 1776. And this is our moment to revive those common ideals. God is real. There are two genders. Fossil fuels are a requirement for human prosperity. Reverse racism is racism. An open border is not a border. Parents determine the education of their children. The nuclear family is the greatest form of governance known to man. Capitalism lifts us up from poverty. There are three branches of government, not four. And the U.S. Constitution? It is the strongest guarantor of freedom in human history. That is what won us the American Revolution. That is what will win us the revolution of 2024.

The Constitution came after the Revolution, but don't stop him; he's on a roll.