Why did Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders buy a $20,000 podium from a friend with taxpayer dollars? I can't imagine in my wildest dreams what Gov. Huckabee Sanders could be deflecting from by clamping down on "woke" words that none of us have heard of, but I'm sure it must be something big.

Gov. Karen is banning certain words that I haven't heard of, and if I did, I wouldn't give a shit, and neither should she. They are just words, Karen. Calm your tits.

"Yeah, the idea that we have this just absolute insanity, we are now living in a world where everything is crazy versus what's normal," the $20K podium lady said. "And the left continues to push this woke agenda, basically trying to erase the differences of women versus men, ignoring all of science and biology, and completely ignoring the fact that women have a unique perspective."

Who is doing that, you weirdo?

"Only women can actually give birth, no matter how many different ways they say it," she added. "That fact is completely based in science and reality, and we are no longer going to allow them to redefine terms that weaken and frankly demean women here in state government documents and here in the state of Arkansas."

Conservatives really are stuck on this imaginary problem. Almost just as much as they're obsessed with Hunter Biden's dick pics. Is the head of the Woke Department at Antifa Headquarters? I want to know how this banning of words works.