Sensing her shot slipping away at being Hair Füror’s Number 2 (and there’s an image I really did not intend) to Elise Stefanik, noted crazy-person Rep. 3-Toes dialed-up the bat merde to 11: She endorsed the Q-Anon Shaman’s election hopes and sings his praises and attacks, well, all of Hair Füror’s enemies in a gigantic screed (it’s worth it to click the Show More link, she uses her blue-check privilege to go on and on for five hundred and forty-six words):

January 6 really bonded them, and always remember that she asked for a Presidential Pardon, you know, for some reason of which she seems to have forgotten.

Republished with permission from Mock Paper Scissors.