Eleanor Morton has a whole series of videos in which she plays Craig the tour guide who doesn't give a fig anymore. Let's face it, we've all had days like that, must most of us could never get away with it because we're professionals or something like that. Then again, I could sit there all day and happily be verbally abused as long as it's in that Scottish accent.

PS: Hold the haggis and just give me the whisky.

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