Now, imagine the campaign that decides it would be a good idea to have the candidate say, “Oops! Got it wrong then, but trust me now when I say that someone who has ‘the wrong policies’ is as equally bad as someone who ‘will sell the soul of this country.’”

So Gov. Sammiches has a few regrets, according to the ad, but doesn’t regret everything:

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) said on “Axios on HBO” that the only thing he regretted about prepping former President Donald Trump for debates during his 2020 re-election campaign was contracting COVID-19.

“The only regret I have about that is I caught COVID when I was doing it,” Christie said when asked if he had any misgivings about his role in the campaign.

What a maroon.

Anyway, Christie says he will not vote if it comes down to the guy with policies he disagrees with, or the guy who he says will destroy the gubmint. Principles!

Republished with permission from Mock Paper Scissors.