Poor Donald. Everything is "SO UNFAIR," and it's that big meanie Joe Biden's fault that the former President turned his administration into a crime spree. Except none of this has to do with President Joe Biden, and it has everything to do with the Twice Impeached One being held accountable for his actions, and that would make it the opposite of "unfair."

Trump has tried his hardest to blame the President and recently referred to his criminal trials as the "Biden Trials." Sorry, Donald. These are the Trump Trials.

"The White House Thugs should not be allowed to have these dangerous and unfair Biden Trials during my campaign for President. All of them, civil and criminal, could have been brought more than three years ago. It is an illegal attack on a Political Opponent. It is Communism at its worst, and Election Interference at its Best," Lumpy wrote on Truth Social. "No such thing has ever happened in our Country before."

"On Monday I will be forced to sit, GAGGED, before a HIGHLY CONFLICTED & CORRUPT JUDGE, whose hatred for me has no bounds," It continued. "All of these New York and D.C. "Judges" and Prosecutors have the same MINDSET."

"Nobody but this Soros Prosecutor, Alvin Bragg, wanted to take this ridiculous case. All legal scholars say it is a sham," he added. "BIDEN'S DOJ IS RUNNING THE CASE. Just think of it, these animals want to put the former President of the United States (who got more votes than any sitting President!), & the PARTY'S REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE, IN JAIL, for doing absolutely nothing wrong. It is a RUSH TO THE FINISH. SO UNFAIR!"

Trump is scheduled to stand trial on April 15, and he's scared—he should be. Fred, his father, is no longer around to bail him out. I know what he can do! He should check in with his niece, Mary. Maybe she'll help him! She seems like a lovely lady. And when she laughs in his stupid face, he can call her Biden's niece. Or he could resort to yelling at the judge's family again. That was such an intelligent thing to do for the Stable Genius.