Look, we know that anything having to do with Trump is over the top, but even for Trump, this VP spectacle seems designed for the ultimate public debasement and humiliation for the participants. I guess that's the point.

"I really need this job.... I hope I get it!" Dance, monkeys, dance!

Knowing Trump, he's already picked his VP -- and it's probably Doug Burgum. He's filthy rich and lacking in charisma, so he won't outshine the Golden One. And really, that's all that matters.