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Ooof! Ronny 'Candyman' Jackson Just Broke The Coked Out Irony Meter

Sure thing, Dr. Feelgood.

While providing care for two U.S. Presidents, Dr. Ronny Jackson, now a Texas Congressman, was demoted by the Navy because a Pentagon Inspector General report found that he had been taking sedatives. Jackson earned himself the nickname "The Candyman." He turned Trump's White House into a pill mill, handing out various meds all willy-nilly. Jackson was found to have smelled of alcohol while on the job. At one point, Jackson got drunk with junior staff and banged on a female subordinate's door in the middle of the night. When the woman answered the door, he said, "I need you."

That said, Rep. Drunky McDrunkface told Fox News's Maria Bartiromo that he will be writing the White House to demand that President Biden submit to a drug test for performance-enhancing drugs before the debate with Trump. Felon 45 has suggested without evidence that Biden will come to the debate all coked up. I smell desperation.

"He's going to be at Camp David for a full week before the debate," Jackson said. "Part of that is probably experimenting with just getting the doses just right because they have to treat his cognition, they have to give him something to help him think straighter, they have to give him something to wake him up for his alertness, and then he's been agitated."

Oh my, he sounds like he has experience with this sort of thing, especially since Trump's White House was "awash with speed" and Xanax.

Xitter lit up.

This is probably just some creative trolling:

Sit your drunken ass down, Jackson. Or is it Johnson now?

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