Bark Bark Woof Woof - the Emperor of the Moon;

Earthbound Misfit - prisoners passengers will form an orderly line on Track 5;

Mike the Mad Biologist - crony capitalism takes hold;

The Rectification of Names - get along, little DOGEs;

The Smirking Chimp - MAGA threats scare the GOP into submission.

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