Down with Tyranny! - Epstein means more to MAGA than Russia³ ever did;

First Draft - team of baby starvers;

Joe. My. God. - Hawley moves to repeal Medicaid cuts he voted for;

Mock Paper Scissors - you first Biff!

Pharyngula - creationists still exist?

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